we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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