He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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