in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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