they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
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