your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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