I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I believe in your delicious
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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