Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Randomize