im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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