dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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