So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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