Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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