My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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