sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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