garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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