and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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