I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
