Yo dont text me then not text me
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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