did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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