come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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