Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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