You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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