Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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