My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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