Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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