I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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