All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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