i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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