ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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