new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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