I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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