New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
