I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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