Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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