I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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