super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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