I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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