doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
my phone needs a breathalizer
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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