You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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