That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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