Where are you?
In a non slutty way
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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