This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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