Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
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