it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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