The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
We were destined to go to rehab together
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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