turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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