Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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