They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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