omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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