we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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