brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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