That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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