So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We're like a lot better than the average bears
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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