They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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